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fortune | cowsay
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/ The bone-chilling scream split the warm \
| summer night in two, the first half |
| being before the scream when it was |
| fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the |
| second half still balmy and quite |
| pleasant for those who hadn't heard the |
| scream at all, but not calm or balmy or |
| even very nice for those who did hear |
| the scream, discounting the little |
| period of time during the actual scream |
| itself when your ears might have been |
| hearing it but your brain wasn't |
| reacting yet to let you know. |
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| -- Winning sentence, 1986 Bulwer-Lytton |
\ bad fiction contest. /
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