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/  Lassie looked brilliant, in part       \
| because the farm family she lived with  |
| was made up of idiots. Remember? One of |
| them was always getting pinned under    |
| the tractor, and Lassie was always      |
| rushing back to the farmhouse to alert  |
| the other ones. She'd whimper and tug   |
| at their sleeves, and they'd always     |
| waste precious minutes saying things:   |
| "Do you think something's wrong? Do you |
| think she wants us to follow her? What  |
| is it, girl?", etc., as if this had     |
| never happened before, instead of every |
| week. What with all the time these      |
| people spent pinned under the tractor,  |
| I don't see how they managed to grow    |
| any crops whatsoever. They probably got |
| by on federal crop supports, which      |
| Lassie filed the applications for.      |
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\ -- Dave Barry                           /
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