Lovetocode999

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fortune | cowsay

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/ Five rules for eternal misery:          \
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| (1) Always try to exhort others to look |
| upon you favorably.                     |
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| (2) Make lots of assumptions about      |
| situations and be sure to               |
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| treat these assumptions as though they  |
| are reality.                            |
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| (3) Then treat each new situation as    |
| though it's a crisis.                   |
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| (4) Live in the past and future only    |
| (become obsessed with                   |
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| how much better things might have been  |
| or how much worse                       |
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| things might become).                   |
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| (5) Occasionally stomp on yourself for  |
| being so stupid as to                   |
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\ follow the first four rules.            /
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