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/ Do you feel personally responsible for \
| the world food shortage? Every time you |
| go to the beach, does the tide come in? |
| Have you ever eaten an entire moose? |
| Can you see your neck? Do joggers take |
| laps around you for exercise? If so, |
| welcome to National Fat Week. This week |
| we'll eat without guilt, and kick off |
| our membership campaign, |
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| ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch |
| to a skinny person. |
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\ -- Garfield /
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