Lovetocode999

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fortune | cowsay

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/ I recall a conversation where I told    \
| that in the comics HelpDex, the         |
| protagonist has wondered whether God    |
| was a programmer and in what            |
| programming language he wrote the       |
| universe. Then she had a dream where    |
| she heard God saying "I will tell you   |
| in which language I wrote the universe: |
| Object-Oriented                         |
| [COBOL](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C |
| OBOL)!" at which point the protagonist  |
| wakes up scared.                        |
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| Then, a different participant who had   |
| immigrated from the former Soviet Union |
| said that he was reminded of a story he |
| read in a Soviet science magazine,      |
| where God and his angels were           |
| technicians who kept changing the       |
| universe based on how humans perceived  |
| it. Then during the 20th century, they  |
| had to implement subatomic particles,   |
| black holes and more, and fondly        |
| recalled how they once took a giant     |
| world turtle, put four elephants on     |
| top, and called it a day                |
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\ -- via Shlomi Fish                      /
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