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/ Slashdot Comment on Reasons to or not   \
| to use MySQL:                           |
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| A nice flame war. I'm just going to sit |
| back, crack a beer and enjoy it. It is  |
| almost memorial day weekend, you know.  |
| Hopefully it get hot enough in here to  |
| roast a hot dog.                        |
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| Oh goody! I'll help get things going:   |
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| * * MySQL users will have to wait until |
| you are done with the fire before they  |
| can roast their hot dogs, since MySQL   |
| is not a real database and does not     |
| support concurrent roasting;            |
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| * * I've read the PostgreSQL manual     |
| eight times and still can't figure out  |
| something as bloody simple as roasting  |
| a hot dog, though I did figure out I    |
| have to call VACUUM before I can apply  |
| ketchup;                                |
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| * * Serious enterprises who care about  |
| their hot dogs use Oracle, since you    |
| can roast over 10,000 dogs at once and  |
| optionally impart the taste of filet    |
| mignon;                                 |
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| * * If you try to roast a footlong      |
| hotdog using MySQL it will silently     |
| truncate it to regular size, causing    |
| your child to cry;                      |
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| * * Oracle will sue you if you complain |
| about the difficulty of starting your   |
| fire or the blackened taste of the      |
| dogs;                                   |
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| * * With SQLite your hot dogs are       |
| pre-roasted;                            |
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| * * Last year on Memorial Day, mysqld   |
| leapt out of my MacBook Pro and pushed  |
| my cousin into the fire, resulting in   |
| third degree burns. And also it causes  |
| cancer. And terrorism. Blindness.       |
| Violent puppy death. BOO! MYSQL IS      |
| SCARY DON'T USE MYSQL!!                 |
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