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| Bug reports now amount to an average of |
| 12,853 per day. Unfortunately, this is |
| only a small fraction [ < 1% ] of the |
| mail volume we receive. In order that |
| we may more expeditiously deal with |
| these valuable messages, please |
| communicate them by one of the |
| following paths: |
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| ARPA: WastebasketSLMHQ.ARPA |
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| UUCP: [berkeley, seismo, |
| harpo]!fubar!thekid!slmhq!wastebasket |
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| Non-network sites: Federal Express to: |
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| Wastebasket |
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| Room NE43-926 |
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| Copernicus, The Moon, 12345-6789 |
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| For that personal contact feeling call |
| 1-415-642-4948; our trained |
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| operators are on call 24 hours a day. |
| VISA/MC accepted.* |
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| * Our very rich lawyers have assured us |
| that we are not |
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| responsible for any errors or advice |
\ given over the phone. /
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