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| to use MySQL: |
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| A nice flame war. I'm just going to sit |
| back, crack a beer and enjoy it. It is |
| almost memorial day weekend, you know. |
| Hopefully it get hot enough in here to |
| roast a hot dog. |
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| Oh goody! I'll help get things going: |
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| * * MySQL users will have to wait until |
| you are done with the fire before they |
| can roast their hot dogs, since MySQL |
| is not a real database and does not |
| support concurrent roasting; |
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| * * I've read the PostgreSQL manual |
| eight times and still can't figure out |
| something as bloody simple as roasting |
| a hot dog, though I did figure out I |
| have to call VACUUM before I can apply |
| ketchup; |
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| * * Serious enterprises who care about |
| their hot dogs use Oracle, since you |
| can roast over 10,000 dogs at once and |
| optionally impart the taste of filet |
| mignon; |
| |
| * * If you try to roast a footlong |
| hotdog using MySQL it will silently |
| truncate it to regular size, causing |
| your child to cry; |
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| * * Oracle will sue you if you complain |
| about the difficulty of starting your |
| fire or the blackened taste of the |
| dogs; |
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| * * With SQLite your hot dogs are |
| pre-roasted; |
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| * * Last year on Memorial Day, mysqld |
| leapt out of my MacBook Pro and pushed |
| my cousin into the fire, resulting in |
| third degree burns. And also it causes |
| cancer. And terrorism. Blindness. |
| Violent puppy death. BOO! MYSQL IS |
| SCARY DON'T USE MYSQL!! |
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