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/ After the Children of Israel had \
| wandered for thirty-nine years in the |
| wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived |
| to make sure that they would finally |
| find and enter the Promised Land. With |
| him, he brought his favorite robot, |
| faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his |
| gear and do assorted camp chores. |
| |
| The Israelites soon got over their |
| initial fear of the robot and, as the |
| months passed, became very fond of him. |
| Patriarchs took to discussing abtruse |
| theological problems with him, and each |
| evening the children all gathered to |
| hear the many stories with which he was |
| programmed. Therefore it came as a |
| great shock to them when, just as their |
| journey was ending, he abruptly wore |
| out. Even Feghoot couldn't console |
| them. |
| |
| "It may be true, Ferdinand Feghoot," |
| said Moses, "that our friend Yewtoo |
| Artoo was soulless, but we cannot |
| believe it. He must be properly |
| interred. We cannot embalm him as do |
| the Egyptians. Nor have we wood for a |
| coffin. But I do have a most splendid |
| skin from one of Pharoah's own cattle. |
| We shall bury him in it." |
| |
| Feghoot agreed. "Yes, let this be his |
| last rusting place." |
| |
| "Rusting?" Moses cried. "Not in this |
| dreadful dry desert!" |
| |
| "Ah!" sighed Ferdinand Feghoot, |
| shedding a tear, "I fear you do not |
| realize the full significance of |
| Pharoah's oxhide!" |
| |
| -- Grendel Briarton "Through Time & |
| Space With Ferdinand |
| |
\ Feghoot!" /
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